Thursday, 24 May 2007

Why you shouldn’t trust Portuguese

 

Because the list of their delicatessens includes snails:

 

 

 

And also frog legs, cow brain and bull testicles.

This Spring I even prepared pickles out of some weed found near the ocean and which nobody eats anymore.

 

Similarly, you shouldn’t trust French. Escargots is just a fancy name for extra large snails. Do you see now why Le Pen got four million votes in the last election?

 

And now I’m waiting for you to provide us with a list of nationalities in which we should not trust on grounds of what they consider to be edible.

 

Maybe in the end we will be able to discern in whom we can trust. Hopefully not in McDonald’s clients.